Just for laughs:

A social worker visited an old granny at her house for a chat.
Seeing a bowl of nuts on the coffee-table, he asked: "Mind if I have a few?"
Granny replied: " yeah, sure"
Realisation dawned upon the social worker mid-way through the conversation however, that he had not taken a few, but had rather, emptied the entire bowl.
Feeling embarassed, he apologised;
and the old granny replied: "it's okay, at this age, I can only suck off the chocolate"

Lol... :P

Father and Mother were looking through junior's good grades,
and the father remarked: "I think our son has got my brains!"
Mother: " Yeah, I think so too,
I still have mine with me!"

Hope you had a few laughs yourself.